About

Goblin Protocol is a personal experiment in engineered ungovernability.

For most of my life I tried to fit in. Which really meant coloring between lines that other people had drawn for me: career, expectations, relationships, habits. Eventually it hit me that the lines were the problem. So I stopped caring about being normal, started designing my own operating system, and created this place to document what happens while I figure it out.

This blog tracks the process of becoming someone who cannot be easily manipulated, fired, guilt-tripped, or contained. It is about autonomy, discomfort, creativity, and all the crazy but calculated moves required to build a life that does not collapse the moment a system fails you.

If you want polished self-help, look somewhere else.
If you want honesty, absurdity, dark humor, and philosophical demolition work, welcome to the Protocol.

Extraordinary requires attempting the thing that looks insane to people who stopped evolving.